The diary of Spike, baby dragon
Note from spike: shut up! A diary IS manly!
Day 1, morning
I'm starting a diary today cause I'm so happy! My love rarity has asked to go on a diamond hunt with me. I'm so exited! Not only cause Il be alone with rarity, but also cause of the gems! YUM!
Day1, later
OH NO! WHY! RARITY HAS BEEN PONYNAPPED! I will get those dogs! Everypony is preparing to go save her with me. They are still trying to figure out what I told them when I came to get them.
Twilight is calling me. IM COMING RARITY!
Day1, night
I'm not sure why she did it. I'm not sure why I liked it. Applejack
Oh I probably better explain